"It’s been a while since I told a story, time to tell one now maybe."
Oh, so. I got invited to this fancy royal party back in Shurima when I was about 18, I only told like one other person about this. I met a nice girl at the party, and we uhh.. Hooked up for a while.”
And the next day I ended up at her place, but the thing is. The timing, it was awful, more like inhumane. But I tried to tough it out after she offered something.”
"So I decided to go visit a doctor in Demacia for an average check up thanks to Noah for PRESSURING ME into going."
"After being questioned for about forty minutes, mainly getting asked on what the hell I eat, why there’s an enlarged vein on the side of my forehead, what happened to my arm."
"They told me I had enough salt in my blood to put the ocean to shame, and my lungs were basically clogged up from smoke and wanted to prescribe me like twenty types of medicine."
"I gladly declined. "