posted 21 hours ago / reblog
Jul
2

"The last time I visit Piltover while I’m on vacation!"

"He’s not even a real DJ, anyway. Fucking CDs? Come on."

posted 21 hours ago / reblog
Jul
1

"I wasn’t counting cards, I was cheating."

"Get it right."

posted 21 hours ago / reblog
Jul
1

"What about the other guy? Getting beat in a bar fight is still getting in a fight!"

answered 2 days ago / reblog
Jul
1
"What's that sticking out of your pockets?" //Empty pockets ;w;

"Pocket knife."

reblogged 1 week ago / reblog
Jul
2

summonernova:

:P

"No."

"Please? "

reblogged 1 week ago / reblog
Jul
2

summonernova:

"That might of been my fault," *cough*

"Did you get anyone killed?"

"Nope, I just tossed a still lit cigarette into a trashcan, and it kinda caught fire."

posted 1 week ago / reblog
Jul
2

"I would like to address the sick bastard that stole my barbecue from my front lawn."

"Please return it as soon as possible, I will place an old Shuriman curse upon you if you refuse. Your genitals will wither and dry up as the desert, domestic animals and those filthy Zaunites will shun you, as well as your family and members of both sexes."

"Plus, it’s not radical to steal stuff like that."

"I’m waiting, you son of a bitch."

answered 1 week ago / reblog
Jul
0
Character Shaming. I have destructive anger issues ;w;

reblogged 1 week ago / reblog
Jul
7257

*Give my character a “character shaming” label  

ask-a-trustworthy-weather-woman:

bladeofionia:

askjackfire:

(i.e. ‘I ate all he cookies in the house and lied about it with crumbs over my face’)

// i don’t know what i’m doing :p.

((Sounds fun))

answered 2 weeks ago / reblog
Jul
2
Empty Pockets

"Lets see what I got.." Shoving his hand underneath the left side of vest, rummaging around in the pocket behind it. Pulling out a sheathed switchblade. "Ain’t nothing much but I consider it a trophy after some punk in Demacia tried to mug me."